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Facebook

I was thinking about facebook over Christmas, because I met up with so many people for whom facebook represents just about everything useful about their computer.

Among the people I know online, facebook is not very fashionable. I don’t use it, for several reasons, but chiefly because many young members of my extended family use it a lot, and I feel like a ghastly snooping adult when I read their posts, obviously aimed at their friends. They all seem to like me following them: I just feel like a voyeur.

Perhaps this lack of a privacy gene will be the saving grace for the emerging generation of facebook users. I have heard it predicted that the antics of teenage facebook users might be used by potential employers, on the look-out for youthful indiscretions. If everyone’s secrets are equally on display, these revelations will be worthless. Facebook: the eternally self-generating WikiLeaks of teenage sexuality.

But, I begin to realise, Facebook is performing the sorts of tasks that I used to associate with an operating system. People store photos there, they send and receive various type of email, some shared, some not, and play games. I see people who go to any computer, anywhere, find a web browser, go to google, type ‘facebook’, log in to their account, and they have everything they need.

This is probably why I never ‘got’ facebook: I already have all these functions split up into different service. Twitter over here, email over there, and Path for the very few people who get to see my home. My old-man style obsession with privacy, and my ability to present different aspects of myself to different people, means facebook misses the mark for me.

But what I find interesting about many of the native-facebookers is that they are often only using a fraction of the power their computers are offering. However, their entire digital universe is in ‘the cloud’. Remember, these are not necessarily power users here, but facebook allows them to treat any digital device as their home. This seems pretty darn sophisticated.

Lastly, I think facebook is far better suited to mobile devices than to desktop computers or laptops. Casual comments and images, captured while on the go are where things are going. That, coupled with facebook’s ability to sell advertising which is vastly more targeted than Google’s, means that I think we are just at the beginning of the facebook story.

(DISCLOSURE: I am not the facebook co-founder, also called Chris Hughes.)

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Valentine’s Day

…your brother and my sister no sooner
met but they looked, no sooner looked but they
loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner
sighed but they asked one another the reason, no
sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy;
and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs
to marriage…

(As You Like It, Shakespeare)

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Plot holes

I re-read ‘The Big Sleep’ the other day, and enjoyed it very much. I was reminded of a famous plot hole in the novel that came to light when William Faulkner was writing the screenplay.

During filming, allegedly neither the director nor the screenwriters knew whether chauffeur Owen Taylor was murdered or had killed himself. They sent a cable to Chandler, who told a friend in a later letter: “They sent me a wire … asking me, and dammit I didn’t know either”. (Wikipedia)

We have all spotted plot holes, or had them pointed out to us. Often, the discoverers of these little slips are triumphant in their ruthless logic, and one can feel childishly deflated that the world of a favorite work makes no sense at all.

Recently, however, I have come to regard the noticing of a plot hole as being a symptom of the general failure of a work, rather than its cause. If a reader (or viewer) is so uninvolved in the emotional life of the characters, and is instead calculating the physics of the piece like a little counting machine, then the creator has lost the battle already.

As humans, we seem perfectly adapted to ignore plot holes, and inconvenient facts generally. Our minds are constantly filling in gaps for us, to the extent that we need to work quite hard to even notice that we are quite blind in the centre of our field of vision. There is not a mother in the world who does not attribute criminal acts on the part of their children to the ‘bad crowd’ they fell in with.

With works of fiction, I think it often goes like this. We are asked of we like or did not like a work of fiction, and asked to give reasons. If we did not like it, we often point out that the plot made no sense, and give examples of this. We mistake the existence of a nonsensical plot with our dissatisfaction with the work overall.

However, few readers of The Lord of the Rings have thrown the book across the room because no-one thought to have an eagle drop the darn thing into Mount Doom from a safe height. If a work appeals to us, we are happy to put up with all kinds of hurdles, in fact we delight in filling in the gaps with little works of fiction of our own. Which is what makes stories so exciting anyway: the creative act of populating the world of our own imagination with characters and situations from another.

Plot hole finders can seem like Oscar Wilde’s cynics: people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing. But often, what they are really doing is indicating a deeper problem with the story, which has stopped it soaring over such petty turbulence and directly into our inner life.

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Mass Production

Mass production has always been used as a swear word, in my experience. If something is described as mass produced, it is implied that it is cheap and nasty, and liable to fall apart at the first opportunity.

The Left, in particular, always seem to have had a problem with it. We are invited to pity the worker who stands on a production line, giving each screw a quarter turn, and who stands in stark contrast with the craftsman who produces a complete product from start to finish, burnished with his sweat and honed from decades of experience. Mass production was seen as soulless, and craftsmanship was seen as granting crafted items with a virtual layer of spiritual polish.

William Morris and the Arts and Crafts Movement certainly promoted this view. The Bauhaus Movement fought this idea head on, by trying to create beautiful things which were none-the-less, mass produced. Opinion differs as to their success, depending on personal taste, but the idea of mass production being a cheap shortcut has persisted.

The problem I have always had with these arguments is that the supposed victims of mass production – the proletariat – often look like the greatest beneficiaries. If Henry Ford had produced fine, hand-crafted cars, at the rate of one a week, the enormous increase in personal freedom brought about by the motor car, may well have never happened.

But the ultimate mass produced item, in my opinion, is the humble printed book. Before mass production, books had to made by hand. Each one might have been a hand crafted gem of exquisite beauty – but a book is not a gem, it is a machine for storing and transmitting ideas. The more books you have, the better society seems to be.

So, I have never understood the philosophy of limited-edition books. Printing is only a method of mass production – below a certain quantity, in the pre-digital age, it was far easier to employ a calligrapher to hand write copies for you, than to have them printed. Before about 1980, printing one hundred copies of a book was like using an Eighteen-wheel truck to walk down to the bottom of your garden.

Therefore, for me, the most beautiful books are the ones that fulfill the potential that mass production offers. In my case, that can mean Penguin paperbacks from the 1940s and 1950s. They were priced to match a packet of cigarettes, and sold in railway stations, or from mechanical dispensers. That way, new translations of The Iliad, The Odyssey, Don Quixote, and War & Peace, amongst others, were put into the hands of ordinary people, the supposed victims of mass production, for a very low price.

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The Last Great Media Shake-up. Part 1

We keep getting told how publishing in undergoing its greatest transformation since Gutenberg, and perhaps it is. But our tendency to lump the whole history of publishing into one ‘pre-web’ catagory means we can forget how much it changed fairly recently. Publishing was last turned on its head in the 1980s. How it did might have some hints as to how things might develop.

First, the basics. Gutenberg invented movable type in about 1455. That meant that to put letters on pages, someone had to stand in front of a tray of metal characters and put them in place one letter at a time. The finished pages of type were inked, and paper was pressed down to make a finished page. Printing got more sophisticated, but the manually arranging of little lead letters continued pretty much unchanged until about 1900. That’s 450 years, which is a long time, even for turtles.

Then, in 1900, at least two companies, Monotype and Linotype, came up with methods of mechanically automating this process. Someone would type into a typewriter-like keyboard, which would, through a series of mechanical miracles, produce the lead letters, and the rest of the process continued as normal. This method remained the dominant one for about 70 years. Although this was a big change, it was not revolutionary. The mediaeval guild system had morphed seamlessly into trade unionism. Working methods had become custom, which then became ossified into rigid practice.

In the 1960s, two big things happened. Firstly, lithography started to take the place of old-fashioned letterpress printing. Instead of ink-coated metal being pressed onto paper, printing was achieved by taking advantage of the fact that oil and water do not mix. This was done by coating one side of a metal sheet with a photo sensitive layer. You would take a photograph – a big photograph – of a page you wanted to print. Then you would take the sheet of negative film that resulted, place it over the metal sheet, and expose it to ultraviolet light. When this was finished, you had a piece of metal with a faint picture on it. Then you kept the plate wet. Water was repelled by the exposed part of the plate, which meant that ink could stick to it.

This meant that you no longer needed lead type to print anything. In practice, many printers still used old fashioned methods to produce a ‘galley’ of type (a single sheet of paper printed from the lead letters) to make the artwork which would end up being photographed. But, soon, phototypesetting became more attractive.

This way, instead of your typesetting machine producing a lead letter, it would flash a beam of letter-shaped light onto photographic paper, as you typed. The output would be a sheet of photographic paper, or bromide, which could be stuck into place on your page artwork, using sticky wax.

These new methods gave great creative freedom. You could now print pretty much anything you imagined, without having to make a metal model of it first. But everyone from Gutenberg’s first print shop was still in attendance. Typesetting was a specialist job, requiring great skill. A typesetter would start as an Apprentice (and would have to pay for an indenture for the privilege of being given the job), until he became a Journeyman, when he could work elsewhere. After 7 years, he could become a Master. There was no way to short-cut the system.

Enter the Digital age. Which will be in Part 2.

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That

There is a little trend I have noticed in newspaper and magazine writing recently, which I find rather off-putting. It’s where the author invites me to be a member of their little gang, and I instinctively reject the invitation. The word used to achieve this effect, is ‘that’, or its plural, ‘those’.

An example. Someone writing about white bread, concludes ‘in the end, I would always go for that eight grain loaf, or that dark pumpernickel.’

Why not just ‘a dark pumpernickel’? I think that the ‘that’ serves two functions in this context. Firstly, it flatters me by making the assumption that I am so familiar with artisan bread that I casually use terms like ‘dark pumpernickel’ in place of ‘a loaf of dark pumpernickel bread’. Secondly, by making that assumption, it invites me to share in the lifestyle and aspirations of the author.

Another example: ‘Are those stubborn stains getting you down?’

I have always hated been put in a box, or included in any group. Or, put another way, I am a member of a group that likes to imagine that I do not belong to a group. So I dislike the matey tone this little trick creates. It’s rather like having somebody talking to you while standing just a little bit too close.

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Party Politics

I wrote to my MP the other day, something I rarely do. The issue that caused me to make my feelings known was the proposed sale of many of England’s forests – currently owed by the state – to private companies. It is a complicated issue, with no simple right or wrong, but, in my opinion a very delicate one. The benefits seem small, the costs seem high, and many, many people have misgivings.

So I sent Harriet Baldwin MP the following.

May I add my voice to the many asking the government to think again on the issue of the sale of our forests.

This is a hugely divisive and emotive issue, especially for constituents in rural areas. Surely a Conservative government would not carry out such a short termist and cheese-paring policy.

Not very well written, but brief, and I was anxious to avoid any petty nastiness. Many public servants work very hard for little praise, a lot of blame, and deserve respect for trying to improve things, even if one personally disagrees with what they are doing. Anyway, I expected – at best – for my email to be added to the tally of Yeas or Nays in the office, and forgotten.

I did get a reply, however, from a case worker, which was attached to my email as a PDF. The PDF was entitled ‘forests2.pdf’. This is not surprising: I am sure MPs are bombarded with emails and letters on ‘campaign’ issues, which are best dealt with in an automated way. A hand crafted reply to my email would be a waste of her time. So: what did she say?

Well, here I have a difficulty. Apparently, according to the email’s footer, I can’t tell you. It says that it is ‘confidential to the intended recipient,’ and that, ‘… Any unauthorised use, disclosure, or copying is not permitted.’

I therefore take my life in my hands by reporting that the first line of the letter reads; ‘That you for emailing me to accuse me of voting to sell off our forests.’

What? When did I do that?

It goes on to say, ‘Your accusation is simply not true…’ and explains that a recent debate was ‘an opportunistic and inaccurate motion proposed by the Labour Party.’

She then quotes Hansard at length, repeats that the Labour party motion was inaccurate, and concludes with another quote from Hansard, where she asks the Secretary of State for the Environment to consider her constituents submissions, and hears a reply that encourages us all to go and read the genuine document, and not trust the myths of the press. Which, to be fair, is excellent advice.

Still, the tone infuriated me. I assume that I was sent the wrong standard letter. Which is fine: we are all human. Perhaps no other standard letter matched my email. What annoyed me was the immediate descent into party political point scoring. Even if the original letter had made some snarky partisan points, why descend to that level?

For the record, I have no interest in what the Labour party are doing on this issue, or what they did the past. What matters is what this government plans to do.

Before I sent the email, I had a vague confidence that this government would try to do the right thing. That when the chips were down, on issues that really mattered, that party politics had no part to play. All parties want health, wealth and happiness for our countrymen and women. But the tone was so indignant, and seemed so offended to be challenged that I ended up more worried about the forest plans than I was before.

This strain of low politics has been a feature of the last few months in Britain. Perhaps because the government have such a slender grip on power, they don’t have the confidence to step back from the electioneering language and lead with a positive message, always preferring instead to bash the opposition.

I cannot help but feel that this is an enormous missed opportunity. We are all going through very tough times. A leader who wanted to unite the nation could not find a better moment. I wonder if the crowds of people queuing up to see ‘The King’s Speech’ are not attracted by the folk memory of when we all pulled together, and did something great. But then, Winston Churchill did not use his first speech as Prime Minister to remind us that it was all Neville Chamberlain’s fault.

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Turtles All The Way Down

Many of us have heard some version of the famous story at the start of Stephen Hawking’ Brief History of Time:

A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: “What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.” The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, “What is the tortoise standing on?” “You’re very clever, young man, very clever”, said the old lady. “But it’s turtles all the way down!”

Science is different from the humanities. Science has objective truth, a point where things just are provable, like prime numbers, or the speed of light. But humanities just has more turtles. It took me a long time to get this.

I grew up in South Africa, but in a Western household. So all the books, movies and television shows presented to me as good and authentic had either come from Europe or America. My grandmother used to send my parents the English Sunday papers now and again, and my brother and I used to get British comics like the Beano and the Dandy. Of course, these comics presented a way of life that we found totally alien, and sometimes difficult to understand. Reading them now, the world of the Beano is as invented and unreal as the world of P. G. Wodehouse, but I couldn’t have understood that. I really thought that British kids were rewarded for good deeds by being given enormous Five Pound notes, which they then immediately spent on a slap-up feed of bangers and mash.

I didn’t know what mash was and had no idea why British kids were always hungry. Were they so poor that their parents couldn’t feed them? Did all the teachers really have mortar boards? Apparently not, but why show them then? I couldn’t get to the bottom of it.

Mad Magazine came a bit later, and featured parodies of TV shows and films I had never seen. These also underwent forensic examination. I got really good at teasing out cross-references, and spotting cast members who popped up in other contexts.

There are still movies where I am not sure if I have ever really seen them: perhaps I just read the parody so many times that I think I have. I thought that Star Wars was a musical, because Mad Magazine had the characters singing silly songs. I sometimes meet American people who are surprised to meet a Brit who can talk about Welcome Back Kotter and Laverne & Shirley without ever having seen them.

Eventually, we got an Encyclopaedia Britannica, and I started working through subjects. But, again, I was frustrated. Where to start? All the entries pre-supposed knowledge of other areas. I worked studiously through as much of the Propaedia (“The core of the Propædia is its Outline of Knowledge, which seeks to provide a logical framework for all human knowledge”) as I could. Still, everything stood on top of something else.

Even The Iliad, which was meant to be the last turtle in Western Literature, starts in the middle of a ten year war. How to go back to the original source of the Trojan War? It seems there is no original source.

Then, a bombshell. I saw a film called ‘Quest for Fire’ and my mind was expanded. It tells the story of a group of early humans who lose their fire. They do not have the technology to make their own, so go in search of a source, and have adventures. Simple enough. Except, when they spoke, there were no subtitles. They used a language created especially for the film by Anthony Burgess. And, as you watched, you worked out what they were talking about. You gradually absorbed their vocabulary. And, at the end, when the hero gives a brief speech, you understand him.

Surely there was something in this. Had we reached the end of the turtles?

Perhaps language was the answer. Even the words we speak have no meaning in and of themselves: they are derived from other words, words in older, more authentic languages. Perhaps if I learned Latin, or Ancient Greek, everything would become clearer – I would have foundation to build on. So I did learn Ancient Greek, and found that it also sat on top of older, completely forgotten, languages. And far from being simpler and more direct, was staggeringly complex and oblique.

So, it finally became clear that, culturally, at least, nothing has any meaning on its own. It only makes sense in the context of everything else. You need a dictionary to read a dictionary. There is no beginning to the story. Even one’s one birth is halfway through somebody else’s story. It’s turtles all the way down.

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Chandler & Salinger

I was rereading some Raymond Chandler the other day, for the first time in several years, when I came across the following sentence, in the middle of nowhere:

He put his head on one side and rubbed the back of his left little finger along the lower edge of his chin.

It reminded me of one of my favourite lines from one of my favourite books, Franny & Zooey by J D Salinger:

She released one hand from the phone and placed it, very briefly, on the crown of her head, then went back to holding the phone with both hands.

I love this line, because it occurs when Franny is just beginning to get the point of everything, when she is fully grasping the epiphany that changes her life, and Salinger trusts us to understand the emotion behind the action. The way that he describes such a trivial movement at such a critical junture makes it arresting, and forces us to try to interpret it. And when the reader is allowed to discover something for him or herself, the meaning arrives with much greater impact.

With Chandler, we are seeing the world through the eyes of a detective, and so are always being asked to tease out a meaning from tiny gestures. Chandler does not always tell us what the detective thinks, but leaves us to play detective ourselves.

Many other authors would just tell us what the character is feeling. I love this style, because I am forced to populate the world of the book with my own remembered library of gestures and expressions, and therefore the story seems much more real to me.

I cannot imagine Dickens using this technique. Tolstoy goes halfway, showing us the action, and then interpreting;

He said no more, but expressed his resignation to cruel fate by a gesture.

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Anna Pavlovna almost closed her eyes to indicate that neither she nor anyone else had a right to criticize what the Empress desired or was pleased with.

Chandler or Salinger would have stopped the second example above at the fifth word. Where did this confidence come from? I am beginning to think that cinema might be the reason. And especially a style of acting which conveyed a lot with a little. Cinema, with its extreme close-ups, had started producing acting performances which are much more subtle and ‘realistic’ than stage acting.

An actor like Humphrey Bogart could be relied upon to convey a broken heart just by the way he turned up his collar. Perhaps the cinema, which borrowed so many plots from the literature of the day, also gave something back.

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Checksums

In computing, a checksum is like a canary in a mine. It’s a number used to confirm that a much larger group of numbers is consistent and has not been been changed in some way. A tiny little indicator which does nothing by itself, and only serves to confirm the whole.

My favourite example of a checksum in the real world is the Van Halen Brown M&M story. It seems that Van Halen’s tour contract was long and detailed. When you are going from city to city with a big rock band, complete with light show and complicated electrical requirements, you need everything done right the first time. After all, people have died from microphones which were incorrectly earthed. The band and their crew got sick and tired of finding that their requirements were not met, and having to double check everything. So, hidden deep in their contract, they inserted a demand that the band have a bowl of M&Ms backstage, from which all the brown ones had been removed.

This story ended up being misunderstood and conveying the impression that the band were difficult and demanding. In fact, it saved a lot of time for everyone. No M&Ms? Assume nothing has been done. Flip out. M&Ms there, but brown ones still present? Assume sloppy mistakes have been made. Check everything. M&Ms present, brown ones removed? Relax. I have no idea whether they ever ate the M&Ms. They didn’t matter. They were a symbol of the competence of the whole organisation.

I used to work at a magazine publishers, and when I had the authority, I used to come down hard on small formatting errors in magazine articles. People used to put this down to pettiness on my part, but I knew that the authority of an article was often fatally damaged by the tiny details. It seems silly, but if you put a space between the last letter of a sentence and the full stop, you are sending the readers a set of messages:

1. It says you don’t care very much about getting things right. You don’t check stuff and you don’t expect your readers to care or notice.

2. It puts a seed of doubt into the mind of the reader that you might have been equally sloppy about the main thrust of the article as you are with the punctuation. Since the article might be instructions on how to build an expensive engine, for example, that seed might be enough to put you off attempting making it. Be honest: if you had to choose a medication to save your life, wouldn’t you prefer it if the bottle did not show a glaring spelling mistake?

I am no grammar nazi. I tolerate all kinds of syntactic nonconformity in the interests of clarity, humour, originality, or tiredness. Sloppy spelling in emails from friends is actually kind of friendly, as it demonstrates that the sender had let his or her guard down, and is not standing on ceremony.

The checksum I find most troubling however, is when I catch a technology story in the mainstream media. When a journalist tries to tackle an area that I know something about, they get it wrong. Not just in subtle ways, ways that can be excused as part of an attempt to simplify a complex subject, but in big, scary ways. I remember when I heard a BBC journalist in the Nineties, trying to explain the browser wars, whilst earnestly confusing the function of an operating system and a browser. Repeatedly and insistently.

Every technology report that I know something about seems to contain at least one howler. I sometimes wonder if the BBC apply the same standards to all of the news – even the important stuff. What if all the reports coming out of Iraq were as inaccurate as this nonsense? Maybe they are, because I started noticing it whenever I had a tiny bit of inside information, or personal experience. They always got vital facts wrong.

Which, if my checksum theory is correct, ought to suggest that we can’t trust very much of what we read or hear.

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