Big Bird

So, it seems Mitt Romney wants to cancel Sesame Street, or something. So I thought I would mention what a massive mistake that would be, from the perspective of a foreigner.

When I was growing up, everyone saw American things as definitive. You know the way people see Italy as the home of pasta? Well, in the eyes of my contemporaries, America was the home of everything. All a marketeer had to do was slap a Statue of Liberty on something, and call it ‘American Style’ to give him or her an edge in the market. American style pizza, ice cream, sandwiches, jackets, sports shoes; anything.

For whatever reason this state of affairs arose, it must have had a massive effect on the US economy. You see, most British people don’t think of American movies as foreign films, they are just movies. If a movie is not American, only then is it identified by it’s country of origin. There is no friction, no cultural resistance, to going to see an American film, or watching American television. This has positive economic consequences, but has other surprising effects as well. For example, showing the first episode of ‘The Cosby Show’ in Apartheid-era South Africa meant that, for the first time, it became obvious to the racists that they would lose, and American-style multiculturalism would win.

Sesame Street is shown all over the world, to many millions of people. Whether it is shown in America or not hardly matters: Sesame Street is introducing teeming masses of people to the idea of America as the home of all good things. To American English as the default method of international communication. To American media as the source of entertainment, education and moral guidance. Whether this is a good thing or not – objectively speaking – hardly matters either: it is good for America.

But America needs to keep doing this, and in developing markets, with new generations of consumers. Africa is going to be the fastest growing continent on the planet in the next 20 years, economically speaking. Mozambique alone has enough currently uncultivated arable land to feed the world, and food security is a growing concern of western nations. The Chinese government knows this very well: they have been building dams and schools all over Africa in the last few years. They are working themselves into a position where China is seen as the natural ally and home of all good things.

So America has a fight on its hands for the hearts and minds of the world. But – thankfully – America has Big Bird, who has probably done as much to raise America’s international profile abroad as anyone since Neil Armstrong. Now might not be a good time to get rid of him to save a piddling amount of money.

Sherlock: The Game’s Afoot versus The Game is On

I saw an interview this morning (YouTube here) with two of the creators of the new (wonderful) BBC Sherlock Holmes, Steven Moffat and Sue Vertue. Happily, they confirm there are more to come, but Mr Moffat said one thing that troubled my geeky soul.

When talking about updating the stories, and putting them into a modern context, he uses the example of the classic Sherlock line ‘The game’s afoot!’, saying it would seem odd for a modern young man to say. Quite natural for a Victorian, he says, but odd for a young man of today.

Except: Sherlock was always quoting Shakespeare. One of Shakespeare’s most famous speeches, actually; the ‘Once more unto the breach’ speech from Henry V. A bit more of the speech below:

I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game’s afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’

Here, ‘game’ takes on a very different meaning. It is the ‘game‘ of a hunter, like gamefowl. Literally, Shakespeare is saying that the hunted creature they are pursuing is on its feet, and that his men must chase it like greyhounds. Not that it was all a game, which ‘The game is on’ seems to mean.

I still think the modern Sherlock would quote Shakespeare: he seems well read enough. His Victorian original was always quoting Goethe in the original german, to my enormous frustration (and awe) as a young person.

So, it seems a (tiny) shame when a link between great writers is broken. Books talk among themselves: it seems rude to interrupt them.

Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle

Stewart Lees Comedy Vehicle

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

Stewart Lee returns to TV with this new show, and when he left – all of ten years ago – I mourned his passing. Together with Richard Herring he crafted two shows (Fist of Fun & TMWRNJ) which were full of life, joy, and intelligence.

A favourite memory from the show involves a repeated joke where a guest would make a lazy ‘political’ gag at a soft target, only for Stewart and Richard to deconstruct it to the point of absurdity and humiliation.

It was a surprise to me, then, that the ostensible targets of Stewart Lee’s new show were so soft. Celebrity books, Harry Potter, slapstick British sitcoms. He is no longer the arrogant young star, but a paunchy middle aged man, who has experienced some of life’s indignities, and his sarcasm veers close to bitterness. The intelligence still burns brightly, and the forensic analysis is combined with a new, daring, tendency to torture his audience by the repetition of a line until it becomes almost performance art. And I think that it is here that we find the real target of Mr Lee’s ridicule. Us – his audience.

Both shows so far have started by attacking some aspect of modern popular culture. We laugh along with him while he points out how ghastly they are. And then he slips in something like; ‘Have I read Harry Potter? No! But I have read the entire works of William Blake!’ which sounds a lot like literary snobbery. And we laugh along – only a bit more nervously. We are suddenly not so sure of our ground. Is he saying, not in so many words, ‘You laugh at how crap celebrity books are, but you still buy them, don’t you? You are the people who make this stuff popular.’

So perhaps his targets are not so soft at all. Its easy to mock a celebrity biography, certainly. Not so safe to mock us for buying them. At one point – when discussing the credit crunch – he demands that all those watching on a flat screen TV they have not paid for turn off the set and read a book instead. You haven’t earned the right to watch, he says, you are the cause of all the problems.

Still, he makes me laugh but he makes me pay for the laughter with thought. The world needs more from Stewart Lee.